



The title Open the Fridge came about because whenever my son came into the house he would kick off his shoes leaving them in the hall and walk straight to the fridge, he'd open the door and stare at the contents and whats more he still does!





We’re in the Pink, these have just burst into bloom, probably due to all the recent rain that we have had, out of all of our Rhododendrons’ this plant usually flowers first but its still a bit late and at one point I thought the snow had ruined any chance of it flowering this year.
Its St Georges Day, and as a nice start to the day we were visited by 4 bright green parrots on the Apple tree.
Now I really was hanging off the legs of a seagull for this shot – This is the Brighton RNLI practicing. OK they have to practice, but the question is how do they get the volunteer? I think they pushed him in; answers on a postcard to Brighton RNLI.
This is what Sue looked like at the party on Saturday, "Mary Quant eat your heart out", the only thing missing was the false eyelashes, but not for the want of trying, although the more we tried to apply them the more they looked like a spider had landed on her eyes. We danced to the sound of the Upbeat Beatles and very good they were too.
Funny thing the weather, as exactly 7 days earlier this very beach was covered in 3 inches of snow, whilst the same day last year it was crammed full of holiday makers enjoying the sun.
As you would expect for a spring day on Brighton's beach, the wind was blowing, the waves were crashing on the beach, you swam at you peril, but at least you could get a deckchair - these particular chairs are the same design as used on the great Ocean liners of the Pacific and Orient steam line (now P&O) that sailed across the seas. If you sit on one on the pier then they are free; not too sure if the ones on the beach are as you always had to pay; you would just get comfy when along came a little man with his ticket machine wanting you to pay a penny or so for the pleasure of taking in the bracing sea air. Oh so very English. More tea dear!!



Any fool can buy cheap petrol, (we laugh at people in the UAE who pay £9.00 for 11 gallons of petrol, it's so last year, we could do that once, but we've moved on). A recent survey (Daily Mail) mentions that if you want a decent pay rise then just emigrate: it went on to say that the biggest winners were those living in the UAE and stated that quality of life was better, coupled with a lower cost of living and less stressful living being the three main reasons; an astonishing 99 per cent said they had made a good decision to emigrate (not just to the UAE) – it went on to say that over 90 per cent said they were happier, 80 per cent had a greater sense of well being, and the same number said their decision to move as excellent with all surveyed, the majority, more than 60 per cent, said they had no reason to return to the UK; and who can blame them!
Todays headlines: Saturday 29th March 2008, Drink driving. One gass of wine or a single pint of beer to put you over the limit, the proposed new limit (down from 80mg) will be 50mg alcohol per 100ml of blood - this is confusing and unfair, and would, in some way just be revenue making and not a deterient as it should be; a total zero ban which would compleately take away any doubt and drive the point home is the only way forward, after all there is a total ban on smoking in public places so why not a zero tollerence on drink driving. Its a no brainer Gordon. (or Gormless Gordon as the press now call him)
Petts Wood News: The driver (a woman aged 71) of a car that killed a pedestrian on Thursday evening at the (Threshers) roundabout near Crofton school, evidently shot over the roundabout at speed narrowly missing one car but hitting a second then mounted the pavement killing a young guy in his early 50’s who was on his way back from work having left early because he did not feel too well died at the scene, he was married with children.
And you must have heard about the fiasco at the opening of Terminal 5 at Heathrow; roll on the Olympics: The Underground is at bursting point, you cant afford to drive, save me a camel I'm coming out.
A carpet of Daffodil's and white Narcissus in Greenwich Park. You have to hand it to some of our parks, and Greenwich is no exception, as it always has good flower and flowering trees displays; for weeks this area was fenced off and as if by magic up the popped all the flowers, surprisingly all flowering at the same time, how do they do that! It took a couple of weeks to plant them out; it really is a quite spectacular show, Wordsworth would have been, well, lost for words! (wonder what Greenwich Council Rates are)?
Saturday morning, Spring finally shows her face, there's frog spawn in the pond the sun's out, its nice and warm with all makings of a very nice spring like day. The flowers are by the Library and they really brighten up the place, 

This Fox was in Mary's garden enjoying the sunshine, the shady parts of the Garden still has a coating of frost so it must be nice and warm for him in the sun, as careful as I could be when opening the window he still heard me, after I had taken this picture he curled his tail around him and fell asleep, he's still there some 25 minutes later. Ah bless...........
A little Oasis in Petts Wood - this may well be the last time that you see it, it looked good in the sunshine this morning, all the shadowy bits still had frost on them, the fish in the pond were deep down resting on the bottom, I gave them a few sticks of food, I might repatriate them to a bigger pond soon. glad I'm not a fish.
This is the tree in Southborough Lane that stopped the Mini on Sunday morning, as you can see its covered if flowers, at the base there are cards, photographs, loads of soft toys, candles, vases and surprisingly plenty of booze, there are cans of Stella, bottles of Champagne, Jack Daniels, bottles of Becks and more – one 21 year old man died, the other 6 occupants are in various stats of recovery with a 15 year old girl still on life support – it happened around 1.55 Sunday morning – 7 young people in a Mini !!
Well not much if this picture is anything to go by, we're told this is going to be a new Pizza Express with a dentist above (is this any reflection on the quality of the dough balls that they might be serving) no progress for about three weeks now perhaps they've run into problems? Watch this space!